Category: Movies

In alphabetical order

I haven’t been writing these down even though I seem to average 2 a month, which is entirely possible because I don’t have kids or the wherewithal to learn CSS. Oh, and I don’t pick favorites just because.

27 Dresses It was free on a plane ride. Disposable. Burn After Reading Just okay, wanted to like more than did. City of Ember Darkly pretty but excruciating journey. For moody tweens. Curious Case of Benjamin Button Almost got old,ended on time. Moisturizer reminder. Cloverfield Ow, my equilibrium. What the? Ow. Huh? What? The Dark Knight The opposite of everything that is Spiderman movies. Forgetting Sarah Marshall Forgot the movie, yet left no bad aftertaste. Horton Hears a Who! Thoroughly enjoyed. I’d imagine Seuss would have too. Iron Man Kicked much ass. (and five other awesome words) Indiana Jones and the Nuclear Fridge You’re kidding. I hate you. Color me suckered. Journey to the Center of the Earth I went for the 3D. It was fine. Juno (2007) Precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump.

Mamma Mia! Wasn’t near drunk enough, hated every other scene. Milk Sadly like now: bad sunglasses and hate laws. No Country for Old Men Made me squirm, a lot. Scary done right. Sex and the City A long episode. Seemed geared toward primetime. Fine. Slumdog Millionare Not a romantic comedy. Something heavier, and poignant. Speed Racer Expected visual orgasm, walked out with dull migraine. Sweeney Todd (2007) Burton works well here. Soundtrack bests Broadway version. Synecdoche, New York Layered. Meaty. Salty. Sometimes painful, like Taco Bell. There Will Be Blood (2007) Why do I suffer these assholes and their oil? Tropic Thunder Ben Stiller made me laugh. Downey continually impresses. WALL-E Want! Oh wait, wanting BAD. But so GOOD! Zack and Miri Make a Porno Solid choice for date night. Seth Rogan. Bubbles.

MOVIES I MISSED THAT I’M PUTTING IN THE RENTAL QUEUE:
American Teen – Australia – Baby Mama – Be Kind Rewind – Beautiful Losers – Cadillac Records – Charlie Bartlett – Choke – Day the Earth Stood Still – Flash of Genius – Four Christmases – Get Smart – Hamlet 2 – Hancock – High School Musical 3 – Harold and Kumar 2 – Kung Fu Panda – Man on Wire – Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist – Prince Caspian – Quamtum of Solace – Rachel Getting Married – Role Models – Secret Lives of Bees – Smart People – Son of Rambow – Surfwise – W. – The Wrestler

I bought these old glasses because I thought they were neat and funny.
Every once in a while, they are, but most of the time they’re just sad.

and buy the toy anyway [ alternate photo ]

It was a safe bet going into the theater. I’ve enjoyed every single Pixar release and I pretty much knew I’d like WALL-E.

I dig robots, hand-holding, and long walks in deserted areas.

The movie did not disappoint.

(sidenote rationalization brought on by green-guilt: I’ve stopped buying body wash in plastic containers, switching to bar soap. I don’t think this makes up for my weakness in the toy aisle, but the little fella does make me smile)

and buy the toy anyway [ alternate photo ]

Review

Too many photos to sort, here’s a well kept Pinto in the parking lot of Cracker Barrel somewhere off I-70

Last Thursday night I rented Into the Wild – a flick directed by Sean Penn adapted from a based-on-a-true-story book by Jon Krakauer.

Whoa.

I really liked it.

I wrote down a few quotes from this soul-searching roadtrip of a movie (most from Hal Holbrook’s character):

“The core of man’s spirit comes from new experiences.”

“When you forgive, you love.”

“I think good gets better.”

Though it clocks in bit over two hours, I wasn’t quite ready for the film to end.

—

Inspired—not to trek into the wilderness of Alaska, but to hit the road—I decided to visit my friends across the Mississippi. Dan had a booked weekend of performances, so it timed out well.

I packed a lot of good times (and good food) into less than 48 hours, and the being on the road felt great.

I’m looking forward to more travels this summer, but for now, it’s time to hunker and get some work done.

Current music: Hot Chip “Ready for the Floor”

A Seussian clover

I went and caught Horton Hears a Who a few weeks ago, and boy did I like it.

I walked out thinking, dag, that was quietly heavy in a good way. Todd Walters finds better words over at The Millions where he wrote Horton Hears a Who! as Political Theater.

“Horton also stands accused, like Socrates before him, of corrupting society’s youth with his alternative vision of the natural world.”

I’m one who looked at it more this way: “…for most viewers, Horton Hears a Who! will be nothing more than a colorful story about two imaginary worlds with a simple take-home lesson: Respect the rights of others regardless of their physical stature or societal position.”

(Which, as someone who pays taxes and doesn’t get equal treatment from the government, I have to champion the message.)

But this post isn’t just about a great animated movie, or how I pine for equal rights. This is about a little something I made for a 5 year old girl who went and saw the movie with her dad this weekend.

How to make a clover for your very own Whoville.

Easy stuff to find at a fabric or craft store

Materials:

– A small piece from a bright pink feather boa (one boa can make about 20 clover)
– An artificial flower (stripped of everything but the stem and a few leaves)
– and some stem wrap tape.

Cut the boa into a 3 inch strip, double it over the stem, and wrap about a half inch of the base with the green tape.

Now this isn’t the most sturdy of toys, but when you hand it over, remark how careful one must be with such a potential world. It seems to work just fine.

A scene from Once

Dag, how can I put all this down brief-like so I can feel like I captured the gist without taking away too much time from actually living (and sleeping)?

If you consider watching movies “living”—which I do, because movies are the only real thing I do outside of work and love that keeps me tethered to the world as I know it. Aside from music, eating food, and laundry.

I’d throw sleeping in there but I’m not sure that keeps me tethered to the world.

Recent viewings in front of screens:

There Will Be Blood – Saw it projected on Saturday by myself because my other half prefers brighter cinematic entertainment (and I can’t blame him). This flick was one helluva character study. It’s dark and rattles the stomach. I didn’t enjoy it, but I was moved and it made me think. I’d probably go back for seconds after some time has passed. Kind of like White Castles.

Once – Home rental helped me score the shot from the TV (above). I wanted to record something to memory to remind myself of the movie. It surprised me like Murderball, and something else I can’t remember but truly enjoyed. Mind you it had a little shaky camera like Cloverfield, but there was respite.

Speaking of that Cloverfield, you might have seen or read about the characters videotaping or using their cell-phone cameras in times of duress, and this is a reflection of society today. I say it would have been extra ironic and fun if someone had said, hold on, let me stabilize the camera and frame this shot nicely. I’ll stop complaining about the lack of tripod now, forever.

Back to Once, I’d bought the soundtrack a while ago knowing that Glen Hansard of The Frames was involved. I still have a glow from his 2004 tour.

The soundtrack totally makes sense now and I am smitten with everything about this flick. I’ve heard reviews call it a new musical or refinement of music video, and maybe it is. I don’t care, it’s extremely genuine and made me feel all warm and stuff.

Also on the small screen, I’ve been watching Project Runway, but I can’t add any more flavor than Dave White’s weekly updates on The Advocate. Here’s last weeks. His words make me laugh, and I got to ffffind this picture and remind myself that sometimes the show can be a hoot.

Current music: Coconut Records “West Coast”

Again, if I could write LOLcat captions, this would come in handy

Unrelated to kitty: that movie yesterday, Cloverfield?

The only thing it needed was a strong anchor character with acting chops, like those of say, Andie MacDowell.

And a tripod.

Current music: The Worst Pies In London