Category: HoHum

I have no idea what the “R P E” means Another perfect day to get the ride shiny. This time I went through one of those places that makes you get out of the car. I splurged and got the nice package with the Polish Wax (and here I thought they just made sausage.) That…

I disgress progress Spring is here and I figured it was a good time for a haircut. Might as well look proper for a new Driver’s License photo to boot. ‘Sides, I like visiting my barber in Kentucky. She exclaimed during my stint in the chair that I’m due for some rough times ahead, which…

The parade of the dilapidated plush Disney characters I’m thinking that if we ever need precipitation, I just need to go through a car wash. Now it’s raining. I’m glad I went yesterday though. I was fretting about all the road salt build-up on the ride.

Token shot from reflected water I felt out of touch and turned on the news tonight. Big mistake. Took me all of 3 minutes to hit the “favorite” button on the remote and land on the Ovation channel. They were broadcasting a show called “Modern Times – Bare,” and I’d like to offer some images,…

I took a picture, it’ll last longer I got my haircut and beard trimmed major. I told my barber that I need to look mildly respectable for my big shot at reality tv. See, I think I’d make a great apprentice for Martha Stewart. I’ve got sensitivity toward design, and I’ve been a business owner…

Clean up in aisle one I almost freaked in the grocery late this afternoon. Right when you walk in there’s this whole… forest of Valentine’s Day baloney. I feel slightly sorry that this woman got caught in front of my lens. She was perfectly innocent. There was some guilt that I should get something for…

Valentine discounts through Sunday I quietly told myself a while ago that I wasn’t going to write about consumption as much. No entries about things to buy or movies watched. As you can see, that didn’t really work. I was going to focus on you know, the bits of life that were unique to me.…

D’oh I wasn’t sure how to artfully reveal that, on New Year’s Eve, I got Chris Glass Drunk (CGD). It’s an endearing term that my friends use, and I should add, not very often. It roughly means all inhibition is gone and you have to watch out for tackle hugs and drool. I also find…

Some days it’s just this exciting.

Not my tree I have an aversion to the post office, though with a PO Box I have to visit it with more frequency. I bet the postal lady hates me, how I let the box get so chock full that I have to take out pieces at a time cause it’s so packed with…