Category: HoHum

  • Don’t paint brick

    Really, don’t paint brick unless you really really have to… Ugh… Coming into work this morning, I see they are testing out paint in the lobby. This building, full of character and a freight elevator with accordion door, and here they are trying to fuck it up. Great… Now I’m going to have to look…

  • Blinds

    35″ x 84″ Naked dancing may now commence.

  • Cheese

    Not so candid cameras Monday, March 15 – Today was spring-like. No one would believe we’d have several inches of snow to brush off the car the next day. I went in to work and did lots of stuff. Lunch at the downtown mall was icky. The food sucked and the people watching was abysmal.…

  • Float on

    This picture looks fake The day started in Columbus and it was a better day. I sped back to Cincy for an appointment, ate Chipotle with a book. Picked up the local free press – there’s a lead story about the community I’m moving into, how diverse and up-and-coming it is… I got the key…

  • Business, buttons, bottle caps and boxes.

    Geek tip: To make a heart in HTML, simply type & h e a r t s ; (without spaces) Work up north started off a little rough today, it’s odd how absence makes the ♥ less fonder. I was getting a little upset and I regained some zen, putting things into perspective, trying to…

  • Homeland Security, solved

    Homeland Security Systems: At the drivethrough in McDonalds Of all places, who’d a thought that the golden arches held the secret to homeland security. I should pass the phone number along to the current (dare not say his name) administration.

  • View from the back

    Karate chop stalk Behind my house is the community center where they have pool aerobics for old folks in the early mornings of summer. I watch them do their synchronized arm waving and make a mental note to crash the party sometime. Summer’s over though. I’ll have to wait. During the winter, it gets relatively…

  • Wrapping up

    Dreaming of a Beige Christmas I’m done scouring my house for things I don’t need that look relatively unused. It was tough getting all the built-up crusty tootpaste out of the Sonicare, but I think I did a convincing job. With my new Sonicare Elite, that old one would have surely gathered dust. The shrink-wrap…

  • In excess

    Um… On the way to lunch, I spotted this monstrosity looming on the curb in Columbus. I wonder if the folks that rent these are doing it for the sheer audacity. I’m sure if I was the type to go all out for prom, I’d consider this option, just for giggles. I wasn’t the type…

  • Shoe found

    Solid, dependable, resoled many times. The shoe was under a pillowcase at the edge of my bed. I was folding laundry, picking out stuff for Goodwill, and found it. Do I feel better? Yes. I hate the nagging feeling of something lost. These were my Dad’s workshoes in the 70’s. I asked if I could…