Category: Food

(This) chewing gum is really gross Imagine you left Jolly Ranchers in a bag next to Fruit Stripe gum for a good piece of time and you’d get this latest concoction from Wrigleys. Oh, and when the flavor goes away after 30 seconds, it will be a hard glop of tasteless un-chewable crap in another…

According to their site (really) “Natural lemon flavored water beverage – that’s flavored… y’know… um… naturally.” I’m trying to drink more water. Sometimes on the go, I’ll cringe and pick up a bottle. When I saw this new Dasani with lemon, I thought it was a great idea. I should’ve read the label closer. I…

This thing begs to be touched more than a Nintendo DS

Food is a wonderful memory It poured down rain yesterday in New York City. Buckets of wetness that splashed around the streets and collected in the pits of the subway stations, creeping up the legs of folks with pants that were fashionably too long. Like darkened transparent leg warmers. I got a five dollar umbrella…

The daisy cookie taunts me Nice meeting about some identity design work down at a coffee chain this afternoon. I stopped myself from buying the decidedly spring-like cookies on display, as I figured they may be too sweet. In doing so, i’ve come up with Photorexia : (fō’tə-rĕk’sē-ə) n. — An eating disorder that is…

If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns. I’m walking through the grocery store pleased as punch with the contents of my cart. A whole boatload of healthy crap and fresh foods. But then I get to the cereal aisle and there’s these yellow tags on the PopTarts—my loyalty card…

Put the sake on chopsticks over a glass of beer. Pound the table. Chug. There’s a fancy place called Beluga in Hyde Park. It’s so hip, the hostess dude wears his t-shirt on the outside of his button down. Well, this is hearsay, as I’ve never eaten at Beluga. The connection between Beluga and this…