If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns.

I’m walking through the grocery store pleased as punch with the contents of my cart. A whole boatload of healthy crap and fresh foods.

But then I get to the cereal aisle and there’s these yellow tags on the PopTarts—my loyalty card would get the big box for a song. And there was Mr. Incredible looking at me, with all those pow-zap candy sprinkles and that Incrediberry Blast filling.

After eating half of one, I believe the box might actually taste better than the foodstuff inside.

2 responses to “Sucka”

  1. nick Avatar

    There’s really only three flavors of poptart: red, blue, and earthtones. And the earthtones are the only ones you should eat. I found out that brown sugar, cookie dough, and chocolate caramel poptarts all taste exactly the same, give or take some sugar (the sugar flavored one seems to have the least).

  2. glass Avatar

    Mmmmm, sugar flavored.