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Bonus Body I was getting a bag of Tato Skins out of a vending machine at the hotel tonight. As they tumbled down, the bag knocked loose some Ho-Hos. I got free Ho-Hos. I don’t think this has ever happened to me in my entire life. Not to come off as this overly optimistic person,…

It’s all good. It’s better than that. 10. Hills. It’s not anywhere near as flat as western Kansas. 9. Blockbusters. I don’t feel guilty seeing crappy summer movies. Anytime as a tourist, I feel like these sort of shenanigans should be reserved for home. 8. Fall is near. Missed most of the humid season. 7.…

Damn CRV muckin with a potentially timeless dated photo I hate working on Mondays, but I gotta like, um, make money. So when I got home last week, I had electric, but my phone got shut off. I called the evil stepchild of MaBell all got it turned back on, but it will take at…

Anti-Quiz-Matter I come off slightly stodgy. I am often found in intellectual circles, but the average person finds me boring. I have pandered to a quiz, but c’mon – it was about fonts.

The moon (x2) over the suburbs of St. Louis Tasty barbecued pork burgers and steamed veggies for dinner. The neighbors in this area are very inquisitive. One of the three bears ate my Reese Sticks. Everyone has a chair in the living room in this new, big, place. We don’t have to pile up on…

bob hope is still dead.

I’m wrapping up at work, trying to square things away for the indeterminable leave. I’m signing checks. I pause after filling out 9 or so… Is this how I sign? Is this my signature? Who am I? I think this alone is enough indicator that it is time to get outta dodge. iwilleatyoualiveiwilleatyoualiveiwilleatyoualive

Technology hell day. Phone system went down, ethernet hub decided to peter out, yada yada. Figured out how to get the phones back up at work. Gave up on the network, since the WiFi was still kickin. So no printing from any computer or surfing on the PC. Yippee. Returned the rental car over lunch…

We woke up leisurely on Friday. It was time for a greasy spoon. Made it out to The Buttery, a place that hasn’t scrubbed the walls since the late 70s. The bright blood orange tables and accents were sun faded. The jukebox, pure joy to behold. Dang me for not bringing the camera. The food…

Featuring Modest Mouse 1. Are you male or female?: Custom Concern 2. Describe yourself: Ohio 3. How do some people feel about you?: Space Travel Is Boring 4. How do you feel about yourself?: [Untitled] 5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Shit Luck 6. Where would you rather be?: A Different City 7. Describe what you want…