My new specs are awesome. With 65% more viewing area than before, I can see for miles and miles!
Actually, (like computer product announcements) it’s not that exciting at all.
I picked up the new glasses this morning and all day I’ve felt disconnected with the ground, slightly drunk, and a little headachy. I hope that passes soon. This is (really) what they look like.
In hindsight, I sort of like the big fun pair pictured above. Thing is, I already stick out enough as it is, all bearded and tall. When it comes to accessories, this is my opportunity to blend in.
Which is exactly why I stopped wearing day-glo spandex.
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Phew. I was going to ask if you joined the Masons too.
whoo-lawd, you had me going for a minute. First thing that came to mind? Jeffery Dahmer *shudder*
and day-glo spandex? oooh, work it! 🙂
DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN Chris, those glasses are HOT! Isn’t there like a 30 day guarantee on those specs…you can still return those BORING ones and get those styley Mr. Roper glasses. Don’t be a fool.