My new specs are awesome. With 65% more viewing area than before, I can see for miles and miles!
Actually, (like computer product announcements) it’s not that exciting at all.
I picked up the new glasses this morning and all day I’ve felt disconnected with the ground, slightly drunk, and a little headachy. I hope that passes soon. This is (really) what they look like.
In hindsight, I sort of like the big fun pair pictured above. Thing is, I already stick out enough as it is, all bearded and tall. When it comes to accessories, this is my opportunity to blend in.
Which is exactly why I stopped wearing day-glo spandex.