A watched pot…

It’s April Fool’s Day and in lieu of being funny or original, here’s some quotes about dogs. I gotta work. I’m sure there’s some connection there.

“In dog years I’m dead”
~ Unknown

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
~ Groucho Marx.

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
~ Sue Murphy

“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
~ Abraham Lincoln

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
~ Franklin P. Jones

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
~ Rita Rudner

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
~ Andy Rooney

“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.”
~ Unknown

4 responses to “Pavlovian”

  1. Here’s to not posting an april fools joke like everyone else.
    Recently found the site via someones link, I can’t remember who. Fun banter in these parts.