This is the “good” one
Been tending to my friends’ dogs the past few days. At one point in the wee hours, one of ’em wouldn’t come back inside. Instead he played a game of making me run around the acreage with a flashlight trying to coerce him with kibble and bones.
After enough aerobic activity for the night, I said to hell with it and let him be.
Right before dawn he woke me up with a pleading yelp that he was ready to forfeit the game.