My name is Chris


I did not come 2 funk around

I haven’t had to sit in class from 9-5 since, well, since high school. At least college had breaks in-between classes.

So there I sat, trying to keep myself from not dropping my head to the table and drifting into sweet sleep.

If we cut out all the questions and marketing that wasn’t relevant, this whole day could’ve been compressed into 45 minutes.

Oh yeah, and we had to wear nametags.

At least there were donuts.