Killing time at the dealership
So I am 14 K miles over my scheduled service. In fact, I missed one entirely. Got the fuel hog in today and will have my cupholder back (along with lots of other under the hood stuff) FIXED in mere hours. 
While waiting for the drop off of a courtesy car, I wandered the lot and drooled over the ‘Rovers. Then I sat on the sidewalk until I spotted all these little red bugs, freaked out, and started itching, like when people say the word "lice."
I was given a lovely Ford Taurus with 50 miles on it to use for the day. The Taurus drives like touching things with your non-dominant hand. Such a wishy washy ride. Legos have better part lines.