Dude, where’s my carb?


The three bears at the adult store

It was Mother’s Day and Chad’s birthday.

I managed a quick call to my mom but I have sworn to myself to plan a make-up visit for missing the Hallmark holiday.

I’m not one to show guilt for missing calendar events, but it’s always there, lingering.

We managed a full day for the birthday boy, packing in calories, shopping and more sightseeing.

They got to see my brother behind the counter at one point, and they’ve decided we’re very similar, but different too. He just needs a beard, and I need to smile more.