T-shirt Collection: Slim’s

Standing by the defibrillator at Newark Liberty International Airport

I’ve never had a good nickname. It wasn’t until the this past year that I heard one that sorta sticks.


I’m less slim than I am a potato stuck on toothpicks, but I try and dress the spare tire down.

When I saw this shirt at Hot Topic, I had to pick it up.

The faded screen-print aesthetic is so hip, it’s killing me.