Elliot: He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.
I’m so glad football is over, because FOX can get back to showing matinee movies you’d normally find in the cheap section of the videostore. Yesterday’s valentine selection was E.T.
It was so sad when he was going back to space, standing there in the light, as Demi Moore cried her eyes out with her boyish haircut while the strings of Unchained Meldoy swelled in the background.
Now that’s entertainment. And it’s free on the airwaves!