Mental note

While at the whiteboard...

So here I am in Wyoming, storyboarding some ideas on the whiteboard.

I let the client borrow my laptop and do some benchmarking and he informs me that someone is "masturbating non-stop in my car."

I realize that I left instant messaging on.

While I'm trying to talk my way out of that, I get another message from someone else.

"Pee on me." it said.

I have a lot of 'splainin to do...