June 07, 2003
[From chrisglass.com - Website]
It seems you have a typographical error in your website. You see, your name could not possibly be a one Chris Glass, for I am indeed the one, Mr. Chris Glass.
My lawyer see's a great deal of merit in suing you. You see the merit is I am cool, you my friend are not. So in a sense, it is defamation of coolosity. And I site Arthor Fonzorelli vs. Kevin Fonzenni, 1978, a California jury decided that Kevin was in no way cool and that the true title holder to the "Fonzy" be bequethed to Arthor Fonzorelli.
I will not have my family walking around with shame. I am very important and I wear Polo for men.
Have a nice day, Mr. "Bert Johnson", if you catch my drift.
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